Maybe you all recognize this famous painting (very difficult to scan) called:
"Christ in the House of Levi"



It depicts a famous Biblical passage in which Levi (a very rich man) has invited Jesus to his house and gives a party in his honor. Everyone is having a great time and Jesus is giving out one of his famous speeches.

Ok, ok, but what about this not so famous and censored image in which we can clearly see that Jesus was having problems holding his liquor:



Also, this party was the site of his very famous "Lost Parable of the Pyramid" that goes somewhat like this:

Dear brother Levi, hic -said Jesus-
My father hath let me know the secret of true richness, hic.
thou shall give me one hundred gold pieces in order to have this knowledge.
Levi gave Jesus the money, so Jesus continued:
If you get five people to give me one hundred gold pieces,
I will give you fifty of these pieces in return,hic.
Thus thou'est shall tell those who gave us the money
that they shall find five more people
to give me the same amount of gold that they did and so on,
and you will promise them a cut as well.
Because this is the way my father, who is in heaven, hic,
wanted it. This is the way it shall be!

This is when we arrive at the most shocking Conclusions!